12 Days of Christmas Specials

On the first day of Christmas
The doctor saved me
From a lethal spinning Christmas tree

On the second day of Christmas
The doctor saved me
From 2 Robotic Santas
And a lethal spinning Christmas Tree

On the third day of Christmas
The doctor saved me
From 3 Angel Hosts
2 Robotic Santas
And a lethal spinning Christmas Tree

On the fourth day of Christmas
The doctor saved me
From 4 Cybermen
3 Angel Hosts
2 Robotic Santas
And a lethal spinning Christmas Tree

On the fifth day of Christmas
The doctor saved me
From 5 Time Lords
4 Cybermen
3 Angel Hosts
2 Robotic Santas
And a lethal spinning Christmas Tree

On the sixth day of Christmas
The doctor saved me
From 6 Electrified Clouds
5 Time Lords
4 Cybermen
3 Angel Hosts
2 Robotic Santas
And a lethal spinning Christmas Tree

On the seventh day of Christmas
The doctor saved me
From 7 forest spirits
6 Electrified Clouds
5 Time Lords
4 Cybermen
3 Angel Hosts
2 Robotic Santas
And a lethal spinning Christmas Tree

On the eight day of Christmas
The doctor saved me
From 8 killer Snowmen
7 forest spirits
6 Electrified Clouds
5 Time Lords
4 Cybermen
3 Angel Hosts
2 Robotic Santas
And a lethal spinning Christmas Tree

On the ninth day of Christmas
The doctor saved me
From 9 Scary Daleks
8 Killer Snowmen
7 forest spirits
6 Electrified Clouds
5 Time Lords
4 Cybermen
3 Angel Hosts
2 Robotic Santas
And a lethal spinning Christmas Tree

On the tenth day of Christmas
The doctor saved me
From 10 Dreaming Crabs
9 Scary Daleks
8 Killer Snowmen
7 forest spirits
6 Electrified Clouds
5 Time Lords
4 Cybermen
3 Angel Hosts
2 Robotic Santas
And a lethal spinning Christmas Tree

On the eleventh day of Christmas
The doctor saved me
From 11 Worshipers of Hydroflax
10 Dreaming Crabs
9 Scary Daleks
8 Killer Snowmen
7 forest spirits
6 Electrified Clouds
5 Time Lords
4 Cybermen
3 Angel Hosts
2 Robotic Santas
And a lethal spinning Christmas Tree

On the twelfth day of Christmas
The doctor saved me from…
I’m not sure yet.

I can’t wait to find out

Writer of fiction, blogs and erotica. Frequency in that order. Popularity in reverse.

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