Are you aware what it looks like to an outsider to clutch your pearls over the purity of this bastard Frankenstein's monster we call the English Language? *smirk* You’re insisting a hooker show some class.

But I get it. It feels like nails on a chalk board to me every time someone uses “irregardless”. It’s not a word!

Still, I am wrong, and they are right. The proper way to use words is how the majority of people use them. Not even the dictionary can prevent language changing. Literally.

Just…take a deep breath, go out side, listen to the birds singing gaily in the trees…embrace the inevitable.

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