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This fucking song

This is the hold music of my ISP.

That’s “Internet Service Provider” for the tech speak impaired.

I have heard this fucking song at least fifty fucking times today

Let me tell you, if you’re a bitchass ISP that simply refuses to pickup the DAMNED phone DO NOT use a song for your hold music, on repeat, which urges the listener to fire a damned gun. I never had issues with voices in my head but after today, there’s one telling me to somehow find a gun, get my ass to the head office, and start firing away.

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Sigh.
Internet issues will be solved.
Soon.

Soon.

Writer of fiction, blogs and erotica. Frequency in that order. Popularity in reverse.

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