Differently all the time…For instance, last weekend there were some tourists talking at the hotel where I usually take my kid to swim, and one guy mentioned he hates the ocean. I’m aware this is a kind of phobia that’s not too rare. But I was baffled as to why someone who hates the Ocean would choose to spend their vacation on a little island where the one real attraction is the pretty ocean — turns out it was because his wife really wanted to go.

So pretty much all this week I’ve been thinking up a story, the worst way a vacation to Aruba can go wrong for someone who hates the ocean.

I might even start to write this one out.

But yeah it means people have to repeat things 3 times when they start talking to me and I almost got run over by a car because I wasn’t paying attention. (oopsy)