Don't worry, I disregard everyone equally these days, because as the kids say: I can't even.

I can’t even use italics without making a response a story, either.

Among things, I’m currently in day 9 of a 14 days quarantine because 2 coworkers of my dad tested positive for the virus that’s now running rampant on Aruba, and while I technically don’t live in the same house, the kids and I are over there enough to count as a single household. So now I need to see if any of us become symptomatic and then we’ll all get tested — we should have been tested already, but, you know, shortage of tests. It’s just the most recent thing piled on top of things to take up fucks I don’t have to give.

I can’t allocate a fuck to you trying to get a rise out of me with censored cursing.

Besides, if there’s anything that doesn’t need stroking, it’s your ego.

Thanks for pointing out the “most unlikeliest” thing tho. To be honest, I don’t even remember who of the editors wrote it or when that was written, if it always was like that or if it snuck in somewhere along the way. I don’t read the text anymore. I just copy and paste it each week for the prompt. I doubt anyone but first time writers for The Weekly Knob read it (and going by the submissions we get, a lot of first time writers don’t read it either.)

I got rid of “most” I’ll just have to remember to copy the corrected version.

Writer of fiction, blogs and erotica. Frequency in that order. Popularity in reverse.

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