I am reading this, and the first thing that pops to mind is “Peeps”

No, not the bird and bunny marshmallow things. Although some of you are just as sweet.

As in Roller Coaster Tycoon Peeps. Little polygon people who wander into my theme park to go on my rides. And I got to keep ’em entertained because if there’s noting to do, they will leave.

On second thought, you don’t really want to know what I put those poor Peeps through when I get bored *blushes*

So maybe not the best word for it either.

Hm, I should install Roller Coaster Tycoon again.