I can’t. I just can’t — delete the comment because it would feel dishonest, but also declare Evil Dead 2 better than Army of Darkness. I’m not saying Army of Darkness is better. I’m just saying I can’t declare any movie better than Army of Darkness, because that would mean I am saying Army of Darkness is a movie.
As opposed to a sound-bite/quote generator cleverly disguised as a giant in-joke for fans of the horror genre. Can’t say anything about that except: Hail to the king, baby.

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