I hope it’s a bit of a consolation that you’re only getting the best of condescending smiles. I did work for years to perfect it.

Stephen is doing great work as an editor, but it’s at The Junction, not at The Weekly Knob. And his publication is looking just fine.

Your account is already made. It’s how you are posting this. Fork out those 5 bucks, you pleb.

Writer of fiction, blogs and erotica. Frequency in that order. Popularity in reverse.

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