I love these, but let’s be honest, the people you’d wish to insult wouldn’t understand them. And what good is an insult if your target isn’t insulted?
Surprisingly enough, a good supply of modern, easy to understand yet stinging insults can be found in Disney movies.
“You are a sad, strange little man and you have my pity.” — Toy Story
“You were born a street rat, you will die a street rat, and only your fleas will morn you” — Aladdin
“Isn’t it rather dangerous to use one’s entire vocabulary in a single sentence?” — Oliver and Company
“Oh, I think my bunny slippers just ran for cover.” — Mulan