I never got this. Why should the romantic disappear when the cynic arrives? Just look at the romantic gesture of giving flowers.

Him: “I got you these mutilated plant genitalia to symbolize my feelings for you”
Her: “How sweet, let me quickly put them in water so they die slower”

Writer of fiction, blogs and erotica. Frequency in that order. Popularity in reverse.

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