I'll be rooting for you to be right.

Just so you know what we're in for, Aunt Jemima and Uncle Ben do not compare culturally. The Dutch didn't really protest that much when popular sweets changed its name from "negro kisses" (Yes. Really.) to "angel kisses" because we could still eat the sweets. Similarly, people will still eat pancakes and rice.

You might do better thinking about the outrage about Starbuck's Christmas cups and the Happy Holidays vs Merry Christmas wars, when it comes to Piet.

Or trying to get rid of Christmas elves.