I’ll keep an eye out for the dingos.

Funny how that food stuff sold as foreign works, isn’t it? You know what the Dutch put on fries instead of ketchup? Mayonnaise. We drown them in the stuff. Do you know what the Dutch think Americans put on their fries instead of ketchup? This stuff

And no American tourist even knows what the hell this is.

It’s really good though, better than Mayonnaise.

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