What if I should accidentally stumble upon them?

I’m sure you’d live

Then I’d know what you look like naked!

No, you’d know what I looked like almost two decades ago, which is not what I look like naked today. *shrug*

You can see how awkward that would be for both of us really.

You’re projecting. If I found the idea awkward, I wouldn’t go around mentioning it.

Writer of fiction, blogs and erotica. Frequency in that order. Popularity in reverse.

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