Lightweight?

I’ll have you know, sir, that my ability to consume large quantities of both caffeine and ice cream is second to none. *huffs*

I just don’t want anything creamy contaminating the bitter sweet perfection that is coffee. You know what they say. Once you go black you’ll never go back.

Writer of fiction, blogs and erotica. Frequency in that order. Popularity in reverse.

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