No one in proximity to give me a pearl necklace, I’m afraid.
But even if there was, I’d still think it a bit of a waste.

Just because I have seen enough hentai to know where things are going, doesn’t mean I’m an anime and manga fan — yet. There’s intentions to convert me on that though.

I am very easy to please.

Well…Easy to entertain is probably more accurate.
Just this morning I was entertained watching idiots on YouTube shock themselves with electric dog collars, and muscle stimulators.

Writer of fiction, blogs and erotica. Frequency in that order. Popularity in reverse.

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