As per alto’s request, He’s a list with highly personal questions to share with the world. :) Which on itself is fun enough to do on a platform where most of us have at least tried our hand at fiction … But even more fun when you point that out, make people doubt what is written and then answer truthfully.

  • What is your favourite word? Linguist. I just loves how that rolls off the tongue.
  • What is your least favorite word? ‘Geil’ it’s Dutch and it means horny but for a word with such a wonderful meaning it’s ugly and anything but horny
  • What is your favorite curse word? Though choice. I think I’m going with cocksucker.
  • What’s the most disgusting or inappropriate thing that’s been said to you in the passion of sex? There’s disgusting or inappropriate things to say during sex? Um… Oh I know. “Sorry” after premature ejaculation. Seriously dude? I was feeling kind of flattered until you had to ruin it.
  • Same question reversed? I’ve never said anything disgusting or inappropriate during sex that I didn’t mean to say in that moment.
  • What turns you on creatively, spiritually & emotionally? The courage of people to be vulnerable and weak
  • What turns you on sexually? A pair of eyes that betray a mind so much dirtier than the mouth would ever dare to be
  • What turns you off? Willful ignorance
  • What turns you off sexually? I wish I weren’t so shallow, but…back hair.
  • Where is the sleaziest place you have had sex? Who was it with? I once rented a room in one of those places that rent by the hour. It really was sleazy. Would it diminish the effect if I admitted I rented it with my ex husband, before the ‘ex’ prefix?
  • What sound or noise do you love? Cello and violin
  • What sound or noise do you hate? The drill at the dentist
  • Who, in your opinion is “sexy ugly”? Tim Curry, Al Pachino (and while not exactly ugly, not exactly handsome either) Peter Capaldi
  • If it was “for the sake of the art” would you have actual sex on stage? I don’t need a highbrow excuse like that. Give me my choice of partner and my exhibitionism streak would be reason enough.
  • What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Writer doesn’t count does it? Okay. Sexologist.
  • What profession would you not like to try? Why? I am not IT
  • If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? What I would like to hear: “Welcome fellow creative soul” What I am likely to hear: “How did this one get through screening?

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