Three and a half minutes into your video, if this is your idea of romantic/erotic mood setting…actually that does explain a lot. (Not that it isn’t amazing. I’m going to watch the whole thing)

I know how to remove the nail; paracetamol, getting some real food in me, and a lot of liquids. Simply getting rid of the problem doesn’t quite fix it. Spontaneous desire is real, but rare for a lot of people. Today, it seems, I too have to rely on reactive desire. (A delicate balance. Too real won’t work for me. It’s not meant to be self-insert.)