Um.

If these stroopwafels are what I think they are…Okay that makes no sense, you’re not a mind reader. Wait.

If were talking about these things:

I am sorry to say water and beer robbed you of the full experience of eating stroopwafels. I know you are ‘roughing it’ (apparently ‘it’ in your case means your body…) but still, the proper way to eat a stroopwafel is to rest it on the rim of a cup of hot coffee — tea is somewhat acceptable — and warm up the stroop (molasses) inside. High eighties weather is not a substitute.