Yeah, right … and I won’t cum in your mouth — honest.

Wait, this is a thing? (I mean, yes, true statement there. And how nice of you to put the emphasis on the I — at least you acknowledge why the statement is correct) But this is something on the level of “check’s in the mail”?
Well, I feel a whole lot better over the other comment I made about it being society that’s prudish.

Damned kids with their weird ways these days.