What the….

For a moment there I thought Aruba started a Papiamento version of The Onion, but no….

For months they have been building a huge 4 story ‘Zara’ clothing store Right at the start of the main street. After being open for ONE day (!) they are closing down.

The manager says (and I’m translating here)

“The sad truth is that there are no thin people in Aruba. Had this been properly analyzed beforehand we would not have had this problem. Yesterday we had to call in the fire department to help a lady who got stuck on the escalator on the first floor. We can not deal with the high demand for sizes XL XXL and XXXL”

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